Paris Hilton: How low can you go?
August 31st 2006 12:14
And to think I thought all hope was lost in a world filled with blow up barbie dolls. It turns out that Paris Hilton’s debut (and possibly final) album has sunk right to the bottom of the tank.
In its first week it sold a dismal 75 thousand copies in the US. Just to give you a small scope on things, Christina Aguilera’s album debuted the same week and scored 320 thousand sold copies. This has lowered expectations for the hotel giant’s daughter and projections for the second week of sales are only 30 thousand.
If there’s one thing worse than a mumbling donkey (50 Cent), it’s a celebrity with no talent what so ever aka. Paris Hilton. Had she approved her home video for sale, she would’ve had a much bigger hit. Okay, so maybe she does have some ‘so-called’ talent. Too bad I won’t be experiencing any of it.
What I find hilarious is the fact that Paris’ label expects even less from international sales because she is unable to tour. Do you know why she’s unable to do so? Come on, take a guess, it’s an easy one. Alright, the reason she can’t tour is because she can’t sing live. I got this from some pretty damn, good sources alright.
But I’ll cut her a little slack. I’ll admit that I liked the first single, ‘Stars Are Blind’. Forgive me; I didn’t realize it was a Paris song. When I found out it was performed by a blonde whore I washed my ears out with nail polish remover. To this day, I still feel unclean. But hey, the song is some-what Reggae, and I LOOOOOVE Reggae. Bob Marley R.I.P.
In a world of greed, corruption and poverty, it is refreshing to see some justice being dealt.
Take care and peace out…
In its first week it sold a dismal 75 thousand copies in the US. Just to give you a small scope on things, Christina Aguilera’s album debuted the same week and scored 320 thousand sold copies. This has lowered expectations for the hotel giant’s daughter and projections for the second week of sales are only 30 thousand.
If there’s one thing worse than a mumbling donkey (50 Cent), it’s a celebrity with no talent what so ever aka. Paris Hilton. Had she approved her home video for sale, she would’ve had a much bigger hit. Okay, so maybe she does have some ‘so-called’ talent. Too bad I won’t be experiencing any of it.
What I find hilarious is the fact that Paris’ label expects even less from international sales because she is unable to tour. Do you know why she’s unable to do so? Come on, take a guess, it’s an easy one. Alright, the reason she can’t tour is because she can’t sing live. I got this from some pretty damn, good sources alright.
But I’ll cut her a little slack. I’ll admit that I liked the first single, ‘Stars Are Blind’. Forgive me; I didn’t realize it was a Paris song. When I found out it was performed by a blonde whore I washed my ears out with nail polish remover. To this day, I still feel unclean. But hey, the song is some-what Reggae, and I LOOOOOVE Reggae. Bob Marley R.I.P.
In a world of greed, corruption and poverty, it is refreshing to see some justice being dealt.
Take care and peace out…
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